Plenty of pick-up lines to hopefully get yourself a date
I'm like a TV your like a remote you turn me on
If I was made of wax, your smile would make me melt !
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache
Does your number come with that pretty face ;) ?
Does your phone hav my numba yet ?
My doctor told me 2 stay away from sweet things
Did you look at me? or did a knock my head?
Your the sugar in my tea
I bet you £20 you're gonna turn me down ?
If I where you I'd fall in love with me
I'm fighting the desire to make you the happiest woman on earth
You look like my next girlfriend !
Is there something in my eye or are you just that beautiful
I wanna kiss you every minute every hour every dayeay!
Its a crime 2 look that fine
If you were a McDonalds burger you'd be Mc Gorgeous!
when god made you he was only showing off
i think i saw you in the dictionary next to woohoo
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Excuse me, my mate over there wants to know if you think I'm cute.
are u an angel cuz i tink im in heavenu should be arrested.. cos you stole my heart
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south?
I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away
Is your dad a thief? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye, cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good
Do I borrow your mobile ?, I told my mom id call her when I fell in love
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven.
if women were flowers you'd be the one I'd pick
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How about one in Spanish for the Hispanic ladies out there:
Me gusta el mar,
Me gusta la briza,
Pero mas me gusta,
Tu bella sonrisa!
"I like the sea, I like the breeze, but what I like most is your beautiful smile"
guaranteed to work some magic!
(Mágico - Viva España !)
ARE U FOR REAL OR AM I DREAMING - PINCH ME
Ur looks are ur weapon and they've cut me to bits
(brilliant ! )
How you Doin? ;)
(The wink might just do it)
When you smile it's like the Sun coming out from behind the clouds; it's so beautiful and radiant
(A chat up like that you'll be married within the week)
If your personality is as nice as your beauty, can I marry you?
(can't argue with that)
Call me selfish, but your the only person I want to be with
do you believe in love at first sight??
.....or would u like me to walk by again
i wrote ur name in the sand but the sea washed it away
i wrote ur name in the clouds but the wind blew it away
and i wrote ur name in my heart
and that is where it will stay
(cor blimey - that is romance !)
i know milk is good for the body but DAMN! how much have you been drinking?
(not sure but you never know ?)
If I where you I'd fall in love with me
(good ego required)
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
(she will faint in anticipation)
You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
(Hmmm ? not bad at all)
Is your dad a thief cause u stole my heart from across the room
(she will flutter her eyelashes and go all red)
"when u was born ur mom should have called u princess cuz u r one to me"
(gotta a feeling she will like that one)
"If you were a fish, my heart would be a river, If you were a leaf, my mind would be a tree"
(not bad at all)
"Woahh...i thought tea was sweet but you've taken me to a whole new level"
(and make her a nice cup of tea as well - good one)
"its strange, you walked past me and i stopped breathing for a second"
God called. He wants his angels back.
if i had the choice between breathing and loving you i would use my last breath to say i love you
ur so cool u make ice cubes jealous :P
tonight; i'll be the moon and you can be the sun.
Just want to say life without you would be like a broken pencil....pointless
heeelllloooo beautiful ;)
one for the girls,I need a place to blot my lipstick can i use your lips?
Hi! I'm not chatting you up.. I'm just distracting you while my friend steals your purse.
(its the way you tell em)
I don't find you attractive...but I'm willing to try.
Hi! I'm from the future, our wedding was awesome!
If I have a straw.. and you have a straw.....then we both have straws.
(is love ever logical ?)
are u a bag cause i want to carry you
(not sure of the reaction to that ?)
When they say God made the world soo beautiful, I didn't believe that until i saw you.
(wow, wow, wow)
your so hot u make the sun look cold
i just got a new phone...the buttons are great...here try it ...type in ure number..!:P
Every1 makes mistakes can i be one of yours???
Do u do tug of war ?, she sais no whyy, coz i think you've just pulled ;)
i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
(Not likely to work unless she's had a bit to drink and thinks the same)
So, do you live round here or are you local?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
(self confidence goes a long way, I think ?)
is your name jacob ? cus ur a cracker
(for the girls this one)
there must be something wrong with my eyes because i cant take them off u.
I think you forgot to drop something. What? You forgot to drop me a line, here's my phone number
Are you tired?
Because you've been running through my mind all night.Is it hot in here or is it you?
Love is war ... but I'm your soldier
(Different, new angle)
you haven't seen the keys to my Mercedes have you??
i was sure i left them next to my private jet keys which were directly adjacent to my beach front mansion keys!
(Sure, but would she believe you?)
You with those curves, and me with no brakes
(she must be good)
I thought chillies were hot. But then I met you
(yes, yes, yes)
I don't think your beautiful I think your beyond it
(for that special gal)
I didn't know they employed super models here
(not bad at all)
hey gorgeous my mate wants to know would you go out with me?
How Youuu Doinnn ;) - Urrrr Fitttt :P x
(Straight to the point)
(She might just say yes ?)
walk up to a girl with your drink, take out an ice cube and break it on the floor
and say now broke the ice can i have your number
(watch she doesn't slip on the ice, you might lose her forever)
gravity has kicked in cos ive fallin in love.
excuse me love ur loves like a cold and i think i've caught it
USE THIS ONE
i may not be a four leaf clover, but if u pluck me ul get lucky.
used it 4 times, all successfully
My friends bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room.
So how about we go buy some drinks with their money?
(hmmm ? not bad at all)
hi, will you go out with me
(a nice honest question)
Hey beautiful, where have you been all my life ;)
(what more can one say)
excuse me i have got too stop talking to you before i fall in love with ya
(that might work)
i need to go to specsavers.. there's no way you look that good
hey baby, ive got a beer...
("do you drink a lot ?" she might ask ?)
i noticed you have braces, i have braces too...
(good starting point if one has braces)
If you was a rose I'd take a dozen
Is that the sun coming up, or is that just you lighting up my world.... xx
(oh so sweet)
(simply and straight forward)
Will you marry me?........i know its crazy as I've only just met you,
but how can you possibly be bad for me with a face like yours???
My love for you is about as fat as you are
(nope that will not work)
are you a magnet? cos u r soooo attractive!
you look beautiful. just like every other day
(wow, wow, wow !)
I bet you can't wait for tomorrow... You get better looking everyday!
(wow ! wow !)
(well yes, but ?)
Feel my shirt! Does that feel like boyfriend material to you??
(make sure it's clean, smart and well ironed ;-))
Excuse me I've got to stop talking to you, before i fall in love with you ! SWEET
4 some reason i always thought tht angels have a wings but if they do how come u aint got any?
(another nice one)
Every time I look at you.. I have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
nice i gt my gf using these chat up lines but here's another
... there's 8 wonders in this world
.. girl replies... no silly, there's only 7...
u reply... thats what i thought until i saw u.
"You're so sweet, I could wrap you up and eat you" :)
I said that to someone once, and they were like "o.O
Then you'd be eating a wrapper...."
(at least you tried)
when the sun sets there is a stunning light, that's why i never forget your face
(has a chance I suppose)
is there an airport close by because my heart has taken off
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
(A little too arrogant but you never know ?)
is ur dad an alien cuz u are outta this world
I've seen you somewhere before.
Girl says "where?'"
reply "in my dreams"
(its got to work)
i heard yr single and bcuz ur soo beautiful / fit sum1 sent me 2 change that
If you were Spock's phaser, you would be set to stun.
(if you don't mind going out with a trekkie)
"I'm not saying this 2 impress you but, I'm batman!!!"
Trust me this works amazing as long as the girl
has a good sense of humour.
u go up tu a girl and start singing you've lost tht loving feeling
(Not sure of the effect that will have ?)
if u stood up in front of a mirror holdin 11 roses u wld b the 12 most beautiful things in the world
(that's real sweet)
U remind me of my second girlfriend.....
I've only ever had one!
hi ya are you alright xx
(lacks a certain inspiration perhaps?)
(well it's a start)
'Touch my jumper...does that feel like boyfriend material?
asked God 4 a rose and he gave me a garden.
I ask God 4 a drop of water and he gave me an ocean.
i asked God 4 an angel and he gave me yuu!
(romance is king !)
what up yaw
(more needed perhaps?)
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you
I could walk in my own garden forever.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
and the grand prize is a night with me!
(for those with the right ego)
Is there room in your handbag for the keys to my porsche?
(make sure you really do have a Porsche)
If u where a tear in my eye i would never cry for a fear of losing you^^
Lol some guy used that on me today !
(what a smoothy)
Can you please tell your body to stop staring at me?
If u were a basketballer u wood be an ALL STAR
(perfect for well, fans of basketball)
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
(perfect for bookworms)
Hey, i remember seeing your picture in the dictionary for the definition of 'beautiful'
Can I sit on your lap ? - All the seats are taken
(now that is being really forward)
your pretty ^^
(ladies like complements)
the heart beats 35 million times a year
mine reaches that in one afternoon with you.
(not bad at all)
Ikechi says: Sorry, I've left my phone number at home... can I have yours instead? Lol
amazing dress £50
gorgeous shoes £30
a face like yours priceless
i'm single and i think you need to change that ;)
(passable I suppose)
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
(shouldn't it be the other way around?)
The only thing your eyes hasn't told me is your name
(for smooth talkers)
can you see me?
how bout tomorra night
(that's one way to get a girl to say yes)