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........What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
he got a  little behind in his job.......

.....A duck waddles into a shop and asks the assistant: 'Do you have any bananas ?' 'No,' he replies. The same thing happens the next day. On the third day the assistant replies: 'No, and if you come in asking for bananas again I will nail your wings to the floor!'. Next day the duck walks in and asks: 'Got any nails ?' 'No,' replies the assistant. 'Got any bananas ?' the duck asks.....

.....just love hippos.....

.........tripped over the dog yesterday....


.....There was something I was going to say but it's too silly...

What does mozart do now that he is dead?..He decomposes......

hi dude, this page is crazy, your crazy,
your cool though and just love you all

....OMG, the first comment, its been made, thanks, thank you, OMG.

....if summer=water and water=wood what does wood equal ?......

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