Sarcastic Quotes

Definition of the Sarcasm

"Sarcasm is a form of humour that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule, generally saying the opposite of what the statement really is." Source

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained

  Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go

  I think , therefore we have nothing in common

  If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

  Don't blame yourself. Let me do it

  If got smart with you how would you know?

  Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

  If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me

  Let's share, You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin

  I hear voices and they don't like you

  The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech

  It's a catastrophic success

  I am not young enough to know everything

  You have delighted us long enough

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