Laugh your socks off or just groan at the jokes ?

 

 

 

Maybe this works maybe it doesn't, hopefully it does

Great Collection of Clean Jokes

Jokes 1 - Jokes 2 - Jokes 3 - Jokes 4 - Jokes 5

Greatest Joke in the World - Fun Competitions

 

The Sound of a Mouse

A group of 4-year-old children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was asking them all questions in turn about animal noises.

"Michael, what sound does a sheep make?"
"It goes baaa."

"Peter, what does a cow say?"
"It says moo."

"Mary, what sort of sound does a cat make?"
"It says meow."

"And Alice, what sound does a mouse make?"

Alice thought for a few seconds and replied, "It goes click!"


 

Have your say

Rate this Page

 

Copyright © 2003-2010 - All rights reserved.- Revised: 03/15/10.

.

back to top

   

Goodies from Amazon.co.uk

The Lost Symbol By Dan Brown - Book

Books

I Dreamed a Dream Susan Boyle - CD

Music

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince - DVD

DVD's

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - Xbox 360

Computer Video Games

Canon Digital IXUS 95 IS Digital Camera

Electronics