3 Blondes Joke
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to
the big woman next to him and says: "Do you want to hear a funny
The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke,
you should know something. I'm blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds,
and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also, the
blond woman sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 220 pounds, and
she is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blond
who is 6'5, weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional
Now, do you still want to tell that blond joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says: "No, not if I'm
going to explain it three times."