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Car Paint Job

A neighbourhood kid was looking for ways to make money.

Brush for paintingHe tapped on the door of one house, and when the man responded the boy asked, "Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?"

The man in fact had a job for the boy to do. He passed the boy a can of red paint and a brush.

"Paint my porch."

Young BoyThe boy was keen to do a good job and the man went back inside.

A couple of hours later, the boy rapped on the door again.

"Okay, mister, I'm finished painting. But I gotta tell ya, that's not a Porsche. It's a Lamborghini."

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