A neighbourhood kid
was looking for ways to make money.
tapped on the door of one house, and when the man responded the boy
asked, "Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?"
The man in fact had a job for the boy to do. He passed the boy a can
of red paint and a brush.
"Paint my porch."
boy was keen to do a good job and the man went back inside.
A couple of hours later, the boy rapped on the door again.
"Okay, mister, I'm finished painting. But I gotta tell ya, that's
not a Porsche. It's a Lamborghini."