The Story of the Shark and and The Prawn
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a
prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod fish
appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into
a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by
his old buddy.
Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored
and lonely as a shark. All his old buddies simply swam away whenever he came
close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the
cause of his sad plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't
believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a
He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a
prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn
cocktail - it's much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old buddy.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and
became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the
mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house.
As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the
door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.
Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll
not be tricked. "
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed
"I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian"