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Famous Last Words

Sometimes it is useful to think very carefully before you say anything at all

Comrade Stalin. I don't like your style of management so I'm going to challenge you for the leadership.

Anybody in here have a match ?

Bob, you have any grenades left ? Throw me one...

But I thought you were my friend ?

Cover me !

Cut the red one !

Didn't we celebrate Mothers Day last year ?

Don't be so superstitious...

Don't panic !

Don't shoot, it's me...

Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

Don't worry, I'll handle it.

Don Corleone doesn't suspect a thing.

Give me liberty or give me death.

I've never felt better.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

How could we possibly loose ?

I folded my parachute myself.

If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.

Me first ! Me first !

Look ! No hands !

It's probably just a rash.

Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !

Is it just a coincidence that everyone in your gang is ugly?

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More famous last words sent in by you

no one has been on these train tracks for 40 years

Whatever's behind this door can't be worse than this...

This has got to work.

What does this button do?

I've seen this done on TV.

It's strong enough for both of us.

That's odd

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