Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead!

How do skeletons call their friends?
On the tele-bone!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!

Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!

What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
He became bone dry!

What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with.

What type of art do skeletons like?
Skull tures

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.

Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart

What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!!!

What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
You can't fool me, I can see right through you.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
Because he didn't have the stomach for it!

Why are skeletons usually so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin !

Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the cold goes right through them !

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

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