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Humorous Motor Insurance Claims

Car with an Insurance Policy

I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed

 into the other vehicle. The driver and

passengers then left immediately

for a vacation with injuries.

No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.
The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight
Bouncing Car

Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature?

A: I Watch the Lotto Show and listen to Terry Wogan.

First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.
Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
Lady Driving Car Animation
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.

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