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New year's Resolutions for internet junkies

1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.

2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.

3. I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.

4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

5. I resolve to back up my 320GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...

6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won’t reply "MS Tech Support."

8. I will read the manual.

9. I will think of a password other than "password."

10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

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I will stop checking myspace like I am a teenager!

I will stop making new Years resolutions

I will stop asking Chinese food places to fax me their carry out menu


 

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