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How to be annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

 Drum on every available surface. 

 Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 

 Staple papers in the middle of the page. 

 Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings. 

 Sew antitheft detector strips into people's backpacks. 

 Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 

 Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 

 Specify that your drive through order is "to go". 

 Set alarms for random times. 

 Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 

 Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavour off. 

 Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted. 

 Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 

 Honk and wave to strangers. 

 Dress only in clothes coloured Orange. 

 Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 

 Wear your pants backwards. 

 Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 

 Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 

 Leave someone's printer in compresseditaliccyrilliclandscape mode. 


 only type in lowercase. 

 don't use any punctuation either


I'm in fits after that one. Excellent!
Give your boyfriend a chiuawa named princess and 'let' him walk it in a public place dressed in a tutu. (the chiuawa)
This is really stupid
I do most of the things on the list without knowing it.
when someone is reading a book, read it over their shoulder, aloud, and from the bottom of the page up, entirely backwards.
When someone is talking to you stare at them blankly. They will get frustrated, at which point you ask them to start over.
when shopping in the line of the checkouts when there is a long line shout out you don't want all the frozen foods anymore

Chew your gum as loudly as possible. Make slurping sounds. constantly.

Interrupt someone whenever they talk so they can never finish a sentence.

Constantly call a person from a home phone to their cell phone, when they're in the other room, and say things like, "Can you come over and look to see if that glitter smudge is still in my hair???"
Always leave the last word off the end of a sentence, especially if it's crucial. When they look at you, expecting more, stare them in the eyes, then turn your head sharply and walk away.

Press every button on an elevator right before you get off.

pretend like ur in pain, until someone notices, than walk away like nothing happened.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

when someone tells a joke tell that joke over and over to everyone who heard it

Only reply to people using obscure Chinese proverbs.

funny as!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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