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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people
are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew antitheft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive through order is "to go".
Set alarms for random times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavour off.
Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes coloured
Change channels five minutes
before the end of every show.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a
restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
Leave someone's printer in compresseditaliccyrilliclandscape mode.
ONLY TYPE IN
only type in lowercase.
don't use any punctuation either
Chew your gum as loudly as
possible. Make slurping sounds. constantly.
Interrupt someone whenever they
talk so they can never finish a sentence.
Press every button on an elevator right before
you get off.
pretend like ur in pain, until someone notices,
than walk away like nothing happened.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra
dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally
with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers
running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific
papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the
ink cartridge across the room.
when someone tells a joke tell that joke over and
over to everyone who heard it
Only reply to people using obscure Chinese proverbs.
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