Complaining Customer

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

It's Good for you

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hoped I'd develop a taste for the stuff. It is so difficult to eat"

"Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?"

"You're supposed to cook it?" he said.