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Cafe Food

Once when the power went off at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria.

She had to feed the children something, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.

As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's about time. At last -- a home cooked meal!"

It's Good for you

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hoped I'd develop a taste for the stuff. It is so difficult to eat"

"Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?"

"You're supposed to cook it?" he said.

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