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Adam and Eve Jokes

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God.

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Adam?", God replies.

"Lord, I know You created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens.

"Lord, I know You created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."

"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a woman for you."

"What's a 'woman', Lord?"

"This woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you," replies the heavenly voice.

"Sounds great."

"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."

"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.

"She'll cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God, "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"

More Adam and Eve

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" His mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

Adam and Eve short jokes

At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.

Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
No, it was an apple.

When was the longest day in the Bible?
The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

Why was Adam a famous runner?
A: Because he was first in the human race.

Why was Adam created first?
To give him a chance to say something.

Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.

Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.

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