Your getting mature when:

You and your teeth don't sleep together

Your back goes out, but you stay at home

95% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work

When you are on vacation your energy runs out

before your money does

You sit in a rocking chair but can't get it going

A £5.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty nice stuff."

Your actions Creak louder than your words

You are warned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favourite song on an elevator

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up

You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time

"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
 

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