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Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after

If you can read this my trailers gone

Out of my mind... back in five minutes


Well, this day was a total waste of makeup

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed


This Car Can fly


I started out with nothing and still have most of it left

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years


Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong

I plead contemporary insanity


Sarcasm is just one more service we offer

Whisper my favourite words: "I'll buy it for you."


Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet


Actions speak louder than bumper stickers

Honk if you love peace and quiet



I can handle any crisis, I have children


Adults are just kids who owe money

My other car is in orbit

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

If this was a horse I would have to shoot it

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me


Its never too late to have a happy childhood


You! Off my planet!

I only look sweet and innocent


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Nice set, goona try and print some out

 
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