Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after
If you can read this my trailers gone
Out of my mind... back in five minutes
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
This Car Can fly
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years
Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong
I plead contemporary insanity
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
Whisper my favourite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Actions speak louder than bumper stickers
Honk if you love peace and quiet
I can handle any crisis, I have children
Adults are just kids who owe money
My other car is in orbit
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
If this was a horse I would have to shoot it
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me
Its never too late to have a happy childhood
You! Off my planet!
I only look sweet and innocent
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Nice set, goona try and print some out