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Comrade Stalin. I don't like your style of management
so I'm going to challenge you for the leadership.

Now why did I do that?

"Huh! that didn't happen last time!"

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

I'll get a world record for this.

Let's drop our weapons and talk.

Anybody in here have a match ?

Bob, you have any grenades left ? Throw me one...

But I thought you were my friend ?

Let me handle this...

Cover me !

Cut the red one !

Didn't we celebrate Mothers Day last year ?

Don't be so superstitious...

Don't panic !

Don't shoot, it's me...

Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

Don't worry, I'll handle it.

Don Corleone doesn't suspect a thing.

Give me liberty or give me death.

My faith will protect me.

Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout !

I've never felt better.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

I folded my parachute myself.

If you were as smart as you think you are
you wouldn't be a cop.

Me first ! Me first ! Yeah ?

Over my dead body !

Look ! No hands !

It's probably just a rash.

Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !

Is it just a coincidence that everyone in your gang is ugly?

How could we possibly loose ?

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What's the worse thing that could happen?

what does TNT mean??

All clear !

"If GOD be for you, who can be against you?"

Hey everybody...watch this!

I thought the runway was long enough

My dog won't bite!


It wasn't me??

The gun did not go off, Sarge look !

Yeah Right!!!!!!!!!!!

A man talking to his wife - I will have the last say???????

I told you we would make it

We don't have to out run a rhino, we just have to out run you.

I bet I can lean out of the window further than you

This is the first time I've performed heart surgery...doesn't look too hard.

Love... I don't need to see a doctor!

no one has been on these train tracks for 40 years

Whatever's behind this door can't be worse than this...

This has got to work.

What does this button do?

I've seen this done on TV.

It's strong enough for both of us.

That's odd

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