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Funny Sarcastic Quotes and Definition

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Meaning of Sarcasm

"Sarcasm is a form of humour that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule, generally saying the opposite of what the statement really is."


Some Great Sarcastic Quotes

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained

Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go

I think , therefore we have nothing in common

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

Don't blame yourself. Let me do it

If I got smart with you how would you know?

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me

Let's share, You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin

I hear voices and they don't like you

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech

It's a catastrophic success

I am not young enough to know everything

You have delighted us long enough

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You look smart, and that's saying a lot.

In order to be stupid, i would have to be two levels ABOVE you.

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