Cows go who?
No, silly, Cows go MOOO!
Two cows are standing in a field.
First cow says to the other,
'So are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease going around?'
Second cow goes,
'Why should I be? I'm a squirrel.'"
A lady from the city and her travelling companion were riding the train through Kent when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
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What does a cow without lips say? Ooooo!
two cows in a field one called Daisy one called tellmeagain if daisy goes away which ones left?
two cows in a field, one falls over - greatest joke of all time
one says to the other "moo" The other says "I was going to say that"