I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a traffic warden writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked geek.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse manure.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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