Father O'Brian was playing golf with a parishioner.
On the first hole, he sliced into the rough.
His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under his breath.
On the second hole, Father O'Brian's ball went straight into a water hazard.
"Hoover!" again a little louder this time.
On the third hole, a miracle occurred and Father O'Brian's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole !
"Praise be to God !"
He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in.
"HOOVER ! ! !"
By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said "Hoover".
"It's the biggest dam I know."
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