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Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Mother nature is a bitch.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.



Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Every solution breeds new problems

Murphy's Law of Research

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Murphy's Law of Copiers

The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.

The Murphy Philosophy

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy's Constant

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Murphy's Technology Laws

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

More Laws of Life

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

All's well that ends.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

The first myth of management is that it exists.

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

New systems generate new problems.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.

Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbour File."

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.

The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday.

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

The only perfect science is hind-sight.

Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.

If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Everything that goes up must come down.

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

 Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.


i think ... most of the Murphy's law can be used for error proofing... as most of them makes sense...
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist : an optimist THINKS we live in the best of worlds ; a pessimist KNOWS that it is true.
oh wow, completely Awesome Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.!
hahahaha very amusing and distracting its fun to take a break  from .S.A.T.'s
Even Murphy's Law will go wrong.
a good laugh !
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is buy a replacement.
Have you heard of the 50-50-90 rule ?: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

I love Murphy's Law, it lets you laugh at life's annoyances.

he must have been the unluckiest guy in the world

who was murphy anyway?

Murphy does not appear to be an Irish man as one might suppose, you can read more about Edward. A. Murphy here

How long do you think people will survive if they all thought like Murphy!

Of course you are right, Murphys Law is just a comic version of Chaos Theory - Icarus :-)

theory without practice--my late uncle worked for the post office back when you had to have your own dependable car--mine were always vandalized by naysayers of murphy

Very un-religious, but classic joke! Are there any that i could use for my speech? The topic is Why you should blame everything on Murphy's Law.

Duggan's Law: Murphy was an optimist.

And on the eighth day, the Lord said, "OK, Murphy... you take over!"

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