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On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

Pinned to an Army barracks door: "Shut the door, stupid! Not you, sir."

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."

Sign at a Cincinnati zoo: "Do not lean over bars. If you fall in, the animals might eat you, and that would make them sick." From Surfer

On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

On the back of a ready meal "Produced in a factory using nuts" :MS

Bumper sticker seen on an Austin Mini: "The parts falling from this car are of the finest British workmanship."

In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."

On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."


From Surfer

In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy"

In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."

In a classified ad: "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."

At the dry cleaners: "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

On a bumper sticker: Keep honking, I'm reloading.

In a classified ad: "Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

In a repair shop: "We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1."

In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

More Silly Signs

In a Safari Park:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

On A Scientist's Door:
"Gone Fission"

At A Farmer's Field:
"The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges." 

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.


OMG Sooooo funny, loved the "In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."   My fave

very funny thanks for the laughs!

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this site is the bomb dude there is like so many funny things and cool stuff on it. like its so cool. this site is better then disorno pizza. that's really good. the best stuff man yeah peace my brothers j m farva bean

Man, I love this website! I am sick as hell today and u guys made it way better!! Now instead of being sick I can, well uhhh be sick and laugh!!

Thanks - We want you to get better soon :-)  Icarus

Man, this page rocks. I wish it would go on forever. When I read this page, I figured out what my laugh sounded like. Seriously, if I think about this page, I'll die of laughter. I can barely type this! LOLOL LMAO ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that road signs were stupid but now they have a whole new meaning - I just laughed so hard the librarian yelled at me


ur site is wicked man bye


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