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What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? - A cockapoodledoo! - Andy

What years do kangaroos like best? -  Leap years!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? - A bulldozer


How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs ? - When you step in a poodle!

When is the best time to buy a canary ? - When they're going "cheep"!


What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall? - Dam!!


A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !! Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden. After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes Sir", replied the young feller," But my friend back there, well, he don't have one"...

What kind of vehicle does a hummingbird drive?

How did the farmer count his cows - With a cowculator!

Why did the man ride a cow?

because it was moo-ving

A bruised and battered turtle crawls into a police station. He says to the cop: "A gang of snails just beat me up!". The cop says: "Did you get a good look at them?". The turtle says: "Well, no, it all happened so fast!"

A man walks into a bar with a dog and says "I'll make you a bet, if I can get this dog to talk you have to pay me a thousand dollars but if he won't talk then I will pay you a thousand dollars!" So the barman agrees and the man says to the dog "What noise do dogs makes?" so the dog goes "Roof, roof!" The barman says that it doesn't count so the man agrees on asking another question. "What's on the top of a house?" he asks the dog so the dog goes "Roof, roof!" the barman kicks them out saying that they cheated and the dog goes "I really fancied a beer an all!"


These jokes are so FUNNY!!!


it is a very funny page we luv it 2 bits we will come on it now for a long time from jordan and jess

So what is the answer to the hummingbird joke? is it a 'humm-vey'?

Got it in one :-)  Icarus

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