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The Silly
Moo has lots of jokes on it. Great idea !
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Where do cows go on holiday?
Moo York
Why did the bull rush?
Because he saw the cow slip
What did the farmer call the cow that failed to give him any milk?
An udder failure
What did the bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer
What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A lawn mooer
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus?
A cow that can milk itself.
What do you call a cow that has just had a calf ?
Decalfenated !
What
do you call a place full of ancient cows ?
A MOOseum
!
What
kind of milk comes form a forgetfull cow ?
Milk
of Amnesia !
What
did the cow say on Christmas morning?
MOOry
Christmas !
What
do you call a cow that has two legs?
Lean
beef !
What
do you get if you stand under a cow ?
A pat
on the head !
What
did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning ?
"Its
just an udder day" !
What
kind of car does a cow drive ?
MOOzda
!
How
does a farmer count a herd of cows ?
With
a cowlculator !
What
do you get from a pampered cow ?
Spoiled
milk !
What
do you call a cow eating a polo ?
Mints-beef
!
Why
do cows like being told jokes ?
The
like to be aMOOsed !
What
do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
Ice
cream !
What
kind of milk makes you blink ?
Past-eur-ized
!
How
do get a bull to stop charging ?
You
take away his credit card !
What
do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake ?
A milkshake
!
What
do you call a grumpy cow ?
MOO-dy
!
Why
can't you tell a cow a secret ?
Because
it goes in one ear and out the udder !
When
is a farmer like a magician ?
When
he turns his cow into pasture !
What
do you call cattle with a sense of humour ?
Laughing
stock !
What
did Leonardo da Vinci's cow paint ?
The
MOOna Lisa !
How
did the farmer find his lost cow ?
He tractor
down !
Where
do cows go on their space holiday ?
The
MOOOn !
What
is the best time to milk a cow ?
When
she's in the MOOd !
What
do you get from old cows ?
Wrinkle
cream !
What
is a cows favourite band ?
MOOdy
Blues !
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