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Cow Parade

It's the Cow Parade! Manchester goes through phases, it used to be plain ordinary Manchester, then Madchester  with the music scene and now it could be defined as Moochester.

Cow Parade Manchester 2004 - 1

Nearly 150 cows had been left to graze the publics attention throughout the Manchester area. An attempt to bring some rural calm to the frenetic concrete landscape. Have a walk round the centre of Manchester and there is a cow around every corner. Dare I say it, there is some great modern art hidden in the disarming vision of the humble cow !

 

The Cow Parade was on display from June to September 2004. At the end the cows where auctioned off for Children's Charities in Manchester and raised loads of money.

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Val  - This cow is at Sportcity and is called Bull's-eye.

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Cow Parade Manchester 2004 - 3

Val  -  Another cow picture for you, this one is 'Cow in Sheep's Clothing' situated at the (Manchester) airport Terminal 3.

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Val - Attached is my photo of 'E-cow friendly' from the Manchester Cow Parade. This cow is situated in Heaton Park at the Horticultural Centre. Cheers!

Cow Parade Manchester 2004 - The Silly Moo

This is the Silly Moo where all the jokes come from on this page

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What do you call a cow that has just had a calf ?

Decalfenated !

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What do you call a place full of ancient cows ?

A MOOseum !

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What kind of milk comes form a forgetful cow ?

Milk of Amnesia !

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What did the cow say on Christmas morning?

MOOry Christmas !

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What do you call a cow that has two legs?

Lean beef !

Video - How to tip a Cow - Video

If there's an udder, no need to shudder !

If it's a steer, stay clear !

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What do you get if you stand under a cow ?

A pat on the head !

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What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning ?

"Its just an udder day" !

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What kind of car does a cow drive ?

MOOzda !

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How does a farmer count a herd of cows ?

With a cowlculator !

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What do you get from a pampered cow ?

Spoiled milk !

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

The like to be aMOOsed !

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What do you call a cow eating a polo ?

Mints-beef !

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?

Ice cream !

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What kind of milk makes you blink ?

Past-eur-ized !

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How do get a bull to stop charging ?

You take away his credit card !

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What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake ?

A milkshake !

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What do you call a grumpy cow ?

MOO-dy !

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Where do cows go on holiday?

Moo York

 

Why did the bull rush?

Because he saw the cow slip

 

What did the farmer call the cow that failed to give him any milk?

An udder failure

 

What did the bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer

 

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs

 

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A lawn mooer

 

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes

 

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

 

What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself.

 

Comments

it was sweet howd ya get pics of em?

Moooooootalishus

Oh...... Puns........ The udder agony!!!!!!!!

OoOOh cute is so cute Anon

I used to live in Manchester and I really miss being there when all of the cows are out on display and i think that all of the cows look brilliant situated in various areas of Manchester Anon

the exposition is very good  Anon

AWESOME Anon

cool but weren't there more in Berlin Anon

 

But, how many more ? - Icarus :-)

OMG I love the one that looks like the cow is actually a person dressed up as a cow - Lol Anon

there very different Anon


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